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There was a sweet lass from the coast, who tried to make love to a ghost. At the height of its spasm, the poor ectoplasm, cried, “Ah, now I feel it — almost!”
Gent about 3 years ago
It’s okay, ghostie. That Goldilocks is a crooked freeloader anyways.
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
He won’t get any action, under the sheet.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago
♫♪ I’m looking through you, where did you go ♪♫
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member about 3 years ago
Carry cash wrapped around the stem of your glasses.
dbwindhorst about 3 years ago
There was a sweet lass from the coast, who tried to make love to a ghost. At the height of its spasm, the poor ectoplasm, cried, “Ah, now I feel it — almost!”
Alberta Oil about 3 years ago
Makes sense he can’t carry a wallet, no pants, no pockets.. but what holds his glasses up?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 3 years ago
“Was it something I said??”
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
She too much of a woman for a phantasm with no lower body!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Not really a good pick up line if you get my drift…..
6turtle9 about 3 years ago
Wow. Owen and Gary are neck and neck in the race for the biggest clueless loser. Tune in tomorrow, same scary channel, same scary time…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
Ghosts and people have gotten together in bed.
Dsmart1972 about 3 years ago
So great… more Owen! Scary Gary best comic ever…
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Your amazingly bad conversational skills mean that you bring it all on yourself, Owen.
The Young Lady was right to run for her sanity’s sake!