It’s okay, ghostie. That Goldilocks is a crooked freeloader anyways.
He won’t get any action, under the sheet.
♫♪ I’m looking through you, where did you go ♪♫
Carry cash wrapped around the stem of your glasses.
There was a sweet lass from the coast, who tried to make love to a ghost. At the height of its spasm, the poor ectoplasm, cried, “Ah, now I feel it — almost!”
Makes sense he can’t carry a wallet, no pants, no pockets.. but what holds his glasses up?
“Was it something I said??”
She too much of a woman for a phantasm with no lower body!
Not really a good pick up line if you get my drift…..
Wow. Owen and Gary are neck and neck in the race for the biggest clueless loser. Tune in tomorrow, same scary channel, same scary time…
Ghosts and people have gotten together in bed.
So great… more Owen! Scary Gary best comic ever…
Your amazingly bad conversational skills mean that you bring it all on yourself, Owen.
The Young Lady was right to run for her sanity’s sake!
October 24, 2014
Gent over 2 years ago
It’s okay, ghostie. That Goldilocks is a crooked freeloader anyways.
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
He won’t get any action, under the sheet.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
♫♪ I’m looking through you, where did you go ♪♫
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
Carry cash wrapped around the stem of your glasses.
dbwindhorst over 2 years ago
There was a sweet lass from the coast, who tried to make love to a ghost. At the height of its spasm, the poor ectoplasm, cried, “Ah, now I feel it — almost!”
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
Makes sense he can’t carry a wallet, no pants, no pockets.. but what holds his glasses up?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 2 years ago
“Was it something I said??”
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
She too much of a woman for a phantasm with no lower body!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Not really a good pick up line if you get my drift…..
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Wow. Owen and Gary are neck and neck in the race for the biggest clueless loser. Tune in tomorrow, same scary channel, same scary time…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Ghosts and people have gotten together in bed.
Dsmart1972 over 2 years ago
So great… more Owen! Scary Gary best comic ever…
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Your amazingly bad conversational skills mean that you bring it all on yourself, Owen.
The Young Lady was right to run for her sanity’s sake!