Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 05, 2022

You’re both equally dumb!

They’re gonna be surrounded by tons of monsters. And not from Calvin’s messed up mind, by the way.

Ouija boards scare me. My mother told the story when she and her sister and sister’s husband and a few other were playing with one. The husband asked where he was born. It was a test, they all knew where he was born. The board came back with a different place. They all laughed and kept on playing. The husband was upset so he went and checked his birth certificate. The board was right !!

Hobbes is smarter, he doesn’t get into as much trouble as Calvin.

Which is scarier? A demonically possessed Calvin or Hobbes?

If you asked “Who is stronger?”, that might be a reasonable contest.

No agenda at all

The Ouija board is the only game that I can still play with my grandma.

I have a ouija board case for my iPad.

Go and through the board away!!

Remember the episode of THE WALTONS where a ghost gave them warnings through a “spirit board”?

We tried and tried and nothing coherent ever came out until we called our mother in and had her read it while we kept our eyes closed. She said “It says come to supper”.

It was going for the H. That’s how you spell HaHa. You’re kidding, right?

Calvin, some advice: let Hobbes win and then grab the pointer and have it say “is a liar” and laugh at him! Used to work when I was a kid…..

Careful, the Ouija might get bored of the bickering…

Betcha the board spells D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!

This is a tough one, since they both appear to know how to spell.

I had an ouija board mouse pad once. Big mistake!

What’s things like at the Ouija Boaed factory? I mean those people must never have a good day.

My brother and his mates went into the garden shed, my mother went out with a tray of lemonade, as she approached, she heard my brother saying “Is there anybody there?”. Mother peeked in the window, yup they were in a circle holding hands. “YEEEEESSSS!” she replied in a spooky voice. To say that the shed erupted with screaming kids heading in all directions was a sight to behold, Mother of course was doubled over by this stage!

More like a Sumo Board.

Oooooh, the spirits aren’t going to be pleased.

Love the look of determination on Hobbes.

They should keep a bottle of booze next to the board. That way, the spirits can have some spirits.

yeah the game creepy 4/10

A weegee board? Hell, if someone isn’t cheating it isn’t working.

But do playing with Ouija boards build character?

Eeny Meeny chili beany, the spirits are about to speak!!!!!

Consider: In their fight, they poke a big hole in the Ouija Board, but it belongs to the school. Several high-ranking teachers are brought together to make a ruling, but they think the whole thing is just useless and wish it would go away. Soooo… A bored board bored board Board?

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You boys going to let the spirit choose now, or are you still going to be fighting?

Keep your hands off of the planchette and see where it goes.

There’s a blast from the past: a ouija board.

He might have better luck holding a seance

People don’t think these things are real… they are 100% real.

Care to take odds on the Boards efficacy?

My sisters would frequently play with their Ouija board. One time they got such disturbing responses that they never used it again. They never said what it told them. Mom ended up throwing it away.

Both are cheating. The board is trying to spell " Mom".

I don’t do Ouija boards at all!! I won’t even allow on in my house.

Calvin said: It’s heading for C, you "c"heater.And Hobbes is cheating too, that’s mean hobbes is smarter.

The Oijha is self powered or powered by the more powerful.

You really shouldn’t mess with those things.