Licking one’s fingers to open a plastic bag is so unsanitary. I find there is usually enough moisture at the base of my ear, just behind the lobe, to assist with that issue.
I was having the same issue! Can’t lick my fingers with a mask on. I have been using the disinfectant wipes that are provided to moisten my fingers instead.
When younger I always helped seniors open those stoopid bags. Now I ask the produce folks to open them for me, which they kindly do. If the paper bags are supplied then I use those instead of the plastic.
Actually.. what works is to rub rapidly back and forth the top of the bag between your two hands. Static electricity will force the edges of the bag apart. Simple and hygienic.
RAGs almost 3 years ago
bada boom, crash
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
If he asked he that he would be on his way to jail.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Wouldn’t you like a date first?
Gent almost 3 years ago
Run, mister. Run!
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Kinky!
PammWhittaker almost 3 years ago
And this is why we have those mesh fruit/veg bags in our expandable grocery bags :)
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Lord, talk about a grave communication here! If she had a brain it would have dawned on her…..LOL
Comics fan Premium Member almost 3 years ago
We need another panel to see what direction the guy went with that.
Kaputnik almost 3 years ago
Oddly, I’ve noticed that the bags at my usual grocery seem to be an improved kind. Haven’t had any trouble getting them open lately.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Licking one’s fingers to open a plastic bag is so unsanitary. I find there is usually enough moisture at the base of my ear, just behind the lobe, to assist with that issue.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Way back when stores first started having those *#@^! things, I thought it was a “Candid Camera” prank.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What I do is rub my hands all over the celery bunches, I find they work a bit better than the radishes.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I poke my finger up under my mask and lick it.
namelocdet almost 3 years ago
I was having the same issue! Can’t lick my fingers with a mask on. I have been using the disinfectant wipes that are provided to moisten my fingers instead.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
At least she didn’t ask him to pull it.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Ah, sweet Mister E of life, at last I’ve found you…
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The guy is thinking: "Ooh, one of “those” girls"!!
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
But she’s not blonde …! (too outdated?)
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
It’s kinky but not the “safeway” to go about that.
tung cha cha cha almost 3 years ago
When younger I always helped seniors open those stoopid bags. Now I ask the produce folks to open them for me, which they kindly do. If the paper bags are supplied then I use those instead of the plastic.
Daeder almost 3 years ago
This mist devices are what I always use to open plastic bags.
Never go licking your fingers and then touching things in a store, pandemic or not.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
One lady told me she brings her own slightly damp sponge to use on her fingers.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Actually.. what works is to rub rapidly back and forth the top of the bag between your two hands. Static electricity will force the edges of the bag apart. Simple and hygienic.
Bryan Smith Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“I don’t like where this is going”, he thinks to himself