Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 23, 2021

He wishes school would cease to exist.

Ceasing to exist sounds like a very Calvin thing to do.

“I cease to exist therefore I am not”

But I bet when it’s time for dinner, he’ll protest that he exists again!

I don’t think, therefore I am not.

When did Nerwin become an existentialist? Has he been reading Sartre?

Whatever dimension you’re in, you walk, you talk, you grow hair therefore you exist.

Since Irwin is a fictional character, he really doesn’t exist.

If “I think therefore I am”, then if I don’t think do I cease to exist, or just become a politician?

Don’t forget the strongly worded letter.

School is currently on Christmas vacation in Canada so nobody is going to school.Except the custodians who are preparing the school for the rest of the year.

I love it she is sitting on a cactus!

“I don’t think; therefore, I don’t exist.” —DesHorse (DesHorse came before Descartes) (sorry…)

A scathing commentary on the Editorial Page?

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

Schrödinger’s Nerwin.

I always have a hard time relating to jokes about kids not wanting to go to school, because I loved going to school. I enjoyed learning, and really liked most of my teachers. I’m starting to think I was in the minority with that attitude.

Smarty no-pants troll kid! You tell him, Auntie Broom! And hand-deliver him to school!

broo… believe it or not… ur real