He could have been a little more clear: Take the Exit Road Exit, Turn right on Right Street, Go straight on Straight Street to the Deadend Motel at the Deadend.
No one’s commented on the obvious problem with the directions. If he turns right onto Right, how does he get onto Straight Road? I assume it crosses Right Street, so should he turn left or right there? Obviously, it’s not so obvious.
Sad thing is, there ARE streets with names like that. I been past Straight Path (which it is, for the most part), Knota Road, Access Road, and The Boulevard…..
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Better fire up the GPS.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Duh, obviously!
Doug K over 2 years ago
He could have been a little more clear: Take the Exit Road Exit, Turn right on Right Street, Go straight on Straight Street to the Deadend Motel at the Deadend.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 2 years ago
Obviousville…sister city to Duhtown
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
Just don’t turn down the Good Intentions paved road. It goes straight to Heck.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Not sure, but I think I’m on the Right Road right now, and it surely will end in a deadend.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
You can’t get there from here.
Znox11 over 2 years ago
“Who me? Well, folks around here just call me Cap’n.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
And still they lead me back, to the long winding road.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago
O Lord, give us a sign…
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
No one’s commented on the obvious problem with the directions. If he turns right onto Right, how does he get onto Straight Road? I assume it crosses Right Street, so should he turn left or right there? Obviously, it’s not so obvious.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why does he have a pitchfork on a road under a sign? Not sure I trust him for directions.
Lablubber over 2 years ago
Recalculating.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Then when you get to the fork in the road – take it.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Avoid the cross road, folks there are always mad at something.
otforever over 2 years ago
The search for the “Real Nowhere Man”.
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA
flyintheweb over 2 years ago
Sad thing is, there ARE streets with names like that. I been past Straight Path (which it is, for the most part), Knota Road, Access Road, and The Boulevard…..