Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 21, 2021

’Tis not the season to be jolly.

Hit him one for me Andy!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, it is normal for our HERO Mr Andre Capp to bash Guitar Bob for comparing him to Rudolf the red nosed reindeer :o) my avatar is a billboard of a female lawyer offering her legal services ,after all no male ever won an argument with a female , I never have not even against Bella our 3 legged Calico queen :o) how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we should cope I hope we both are in a good mood, Connie has done the bulk shopping ,but then no more errands to run just stay in the house because it’s cold outside ,and keep hydrated , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

“Andy the red nosed hooligan, had a very shiny nose…and if you sing about him, it will probably come to blows! if you decide to insult, probably should avoid the job, you’re only asking for it, specially if you’re guitar Bob!”

Bob will have a couple of shiners of his own

Hey careful with that guitar.

…and after you’ve seen it, you’ll be singing “had a very shiny nobe”

Sometimes, the truth disturbs even the Christmas spirit … ;)

Well, he was clearly asking for it…

I see that Bob and Andy have a lot of that old fashion Christmas Cheer.

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The fight cloud had only one biff in it, should have had lot more bams, oofs, and crumps!!

What was Bob expecting to happen? It is like he was poking a big dog with a stick.

Felt like a bit of affray there Bob….. words from off the side " What’s all this then "!

Ha ha ha ha! I get it. Andy left a full pint on the bar. Dat’s funny.

That’s the funniest one I’ve seen and I don’t know when!

Hope BOTH of them spend Christmas in jail (“gaol” in the UK)!!

Biff!

he hit a nerve with the truth,LOL

“..and whenever someone biffed him, they’d marvel at how it glows..”

Funny! Bob finally got the best of our drunken little hero!

Who’s Biff ?

Not very poetic. But Andy should give Bob a break.

Everyone’s a music critic! I guess Bob now realizes that Andy didn’t think much of the new Christmas song. Mr. Capp was definitely not amused!

A theme song for Festivus.

I like this instant reaction!!

Wonder how much damage has been done to the bar over the years.

Bob’s feeling some Dunder und Blitzen right now….

I think Andy took exception to that, must be a guilty conscience.

Bob should have expected to fight about his song, so he’s a hooligan too.

Andy was so mad he left his beer.

Finally Guitar Bob strikes back, and look what happens.

That has made my day! Haha.

I wonder if there will be a snowman of Andy built this year by those ‘flippin’ kids’

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I met up with another friend of mine today and we had a great time. It wasn’t the guy from school who bought me the flowers though.

I see my comment to you yesterday only got 6 Likes. I am going to put my hands in the air and say it’s my fault. I think I comment too late for some people. But even so, rules are rules so I won’t be revealing those gorgeous flowers JUST YET. Maybe I’ll try again in the New Year.

Currently at the library to kill some time before I go home. It closes at 7pm Mon-Thurs. I went for some food as well beforehand. I love my Halal chicken. It was only a small meal though because I am having my favourite nosh later. I had no breakfast so that’s my excuse right there.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Them is fighting words!

Andy has a thick skin when he is in the wrong but thin skin when he feels wronged. Called two faced.

Andy is obviously NOT amused!

Lmbo! (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

I’ve been reading Andy Capp since I was six, in 1965. I didn’t know any better, I assumed if one was drunk their nose would turn red.

I think the word “hooligan” was what crossed the line.

Wait—Andy got a refill?!

As often as Andy insults Guitar Bob I’d say Andy has one coming!

What does Biff have to do with this?

Guitar Bob finally got some revenge!!