Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 22, 2021

Spreading Christmas Cheer. Not.

Somebody throw a snowball at him!

“I don’t want a lot for Christmas, just a pint or maybe three…and i want some fish and chips and maybe another pint for free. I will fall in the canal, that is something that I do. but all I want for Christmas, is you!”

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , nobody wants our HERO Mr Andrew Capp for Christmas or any other day :o) my avatar again is a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s happy like I am, how was your day? our day should be slightly busy bot we will cope I hope , we are both in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run , just stay inside the house because it’s cold, keep hydrated and continue with the Christmas decorating , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

I got a lot more enjoyment when I heard Mariah Carey sing that song.

Somehow, I don’t think he appreciates Andy’s singing.

I wonder how much ale it takes to make Andy’s singing ale-ing to the town. They do seem bitter about such a cheerful and stout soul.

Poor Andy! Bet his face now matches his nose… :D

Lady, just drop a block of ice on his worthless head!!

Post Brawl with Bob ?

In the days leading up to Christmas I would go to the mall wearing my Santa hat with sleigh bells in my pocket. Whenever I spotted children I would start shaking the bells harder and harder as I approached them. The look on their faces was priceless.

Happy Hogswatch everyone !

I am surprised that Guitar Bob didn’t say that after Andy’s remark and the biff they got into. I wonder if he ever got to finish his pint on the bar?

Foghat

Chalkie must have gave Andy a pair of his white shoes. Yeah man – we’re going out tonight.

I heard Maria Carey had a crazed fan who bought her an acre of vacant land in Miami.She told him “I don’t want a lot for Christmas”

Yep – I officially hate that song.

Got on his with Pat Boone kfor the occasion, I see.

Voice pollution!

Does it snow in London?

He should be singing that to his pint glass.

I like this response – wowee!!

Does ANYONE want him….ever?

Andy got run over by a beer truck! Walking home from Woody’s Christmas Day!

Florrie got a job down at the brewery. We never knew that she could drive that way!

Where’s your festive spirit, Mister?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’m a popular girl. I am going to another guy friend’s house tomorrow. At least I can say I’ve seen everyone before Christmas and the New Year. My family would be asking how many boyfriends I’ve got! However this guy has a girlfriend, my other two friends don’t.

All our decorations are up now.

I done a klutzy thing today. I went to KFC and the Pepsi fell off my tray and went all over the floor so it had to be mopped up. You know me, I love being the centre of attention. I always get discount at KFC because the staff know me so well and are like old friends. I have one of them on Facebook. The tray was quite crowded and the Pepsi just fell over the edge and went everywhere.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Second day in a row Andy has gotten s**t on!!

Actually, all that Andy wants for Christmas is a dozen kegs of ale! Regarding Christmas songs, I can’t help but wonder if “Let it Snow” and “White Christmas” were written by people who lived in a somewhat tropical place (e.g. Southern California) and had no idea what a pain in the rear snow can be sometimes. (Notice I say sometimes. A little snow is okay, it’s when it keeps piling up that it gets to a problem.)

Buzz kill.

I can barely stomach the Mariah Carey song anymore, because at this time of year it suffers from overplay. I much prefer the very underplayed song of the same title, the one by Vince Vance and the Valiants.