Close to Home by John McPherson for January 14, 2022

he needs to find someone to beat the drum for him!

I wanted to propose the same remedy to relax but this guy beat me to it…

Some people follow the beat of a different drum.

Well, drum therapy really is a thing. Google it.

He should invite his drumming circle over. Good times.

Bang the wife slowly

Be patient. I’m sure after he’s done beating it, he’ll fall fast asleep.

Bleeb, pull that light chain and leave them in darkness.

Perhaps they each need their own separate bed … room … house … to “relax” in.

Go high or go ‘ohmmm’.

He´s going to look really stupid with that drumstick sticking out of he ****!

I’ve heard of “making music in bed” but this….

Could be worse. Could be a trumpet!

Separate bedrooms?

That’s right. You are. Period.

Bleeb where’s your ear protection

Inconsiderate and is obnoxious ….duh

I find her objection to be “baseless”. Get it ? Base drum, “Baseless” ? Bwa, ha,ha, snort !

Okay, everyone does this, just admit it! Just admit your instrument and get it off your chest, you’ll feel better… I’ll start:

DIDGERIDOO!

Some women are just disagreeable. I know one who doesn’t like her man sorting his broken glass collection in bed…

He really shouldn’t beat his Tom-Tom in front of his wife.

Opposites attract; here’s more proof. Question, though: What is that lump she’s sitting on? Shouldn’t the bed be flat under her?

they need to work together… he hits the drum…she chants “OHMMM”…repeat.

He can beat the drum slowly, and she can play the pipes lowly.

I expected for find Bleeb holding a tambourine.

Marriage counselor Bleeb to the rescue.