Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 30, 2021

I like her retro uniform. Very 1960’s!

How is that bright, miss?

Too bad the luggage can’t take photos! Or book tents. So the sad part is it won’t be able to enjoy the trip at all.

The “sign” says that she deals in “lost” luggage, not “found” luggage. Hmm.

What’s the big deal? Every little kid’s Christmas toy came from the North Pole, specifically Santa’s workshop.

So what’s the answer? How many people can say their luggage got to visit the North Pole?

Oh! That’s cold.

Not all that unusual. The last time we flew, our luggage flew to Orlando while we flew home to Wisconsin.

I don’t fly a whole lot, but a few times a year. In the last 10 years, I can truly say my luggage has been several more places than I have. On a trip to California a few years back, my luggage took 3 days to catch up to me and I flew non-stop. However, my luggage visited at least three hubs before it found me. If only it could talk. On another non-stop flight it went through Denver – I did not.

And there’s only ONE flight out of there, so you’ll have to wait until next December…

I once returned from a trip on SkyWorst airline (SkyWest) and my luggage never returned.

On a tragic and fateful day. Well did it ever return, no it never returned And it’s fate is still unlearned (what a pity), It may fly forever thru the western skies. It’s the luggage that never returned.

I’ve mentioned this elsewhere, but a growing number of travelers are shipping everything but their carryon by a service dedicated to shipping such as UPS or FedEx or…

Santa will bring it next Christmas…

Invokes a Henny Youngman joke:

When checking in for my flight, I told the ticket agent, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to LA, and send one to Miami.”

She told me, “I’m sorry sir, but we can’t do that!”

I told her, “Why not, you did it last week!”

I can, of course I was in North Pole Alaska, at the time. Thank goodness.