Herman by Jim Unger for January 23, 2022

I have heard you can make a good living that way.

One at a time or carry out?

half of it should be decafeinated

Any chances they go on the house, Joyce-sweetheart?

Had a guy in the neighbourhood used to ask if you could help him make a down payment on a hamburger. If you said no, he’d get mad.

85 cups a day. That was me at one point in my life.

Actually, it was more like 12 cups. I had an MD friend who swore it affected my heart and vital signs. So we ran an experiment where I abstained from all caffeine for 24 hours and reported to the hospital when they did an EKG and took my pulse and blood pressure as a baseline and then repeated it after every cup of coffee.

Everything leveled out by the third cup and everything was normal.

His diagnosis was: “For you, coffee does not cause irregular hear beats or rapid pulse or high blood pressure. Also, seeing how many times you went to the bathroom, I predict that you will never have a bladder infection.”

P.S. I gradually worked my way down to 2 cups per day.

….and a doughnut.

Scams here, scams there, scams everywhere!

He made a good haul but……..

i love the video of the very pregnant girl leaving her corner and removing the pillow from under her shirt and climbing into her Range Rover, taking off, and discovered again later across town , pregnant again , on her new corner .

Hmm, given the cost of coffee these days, he could probably make a down payment on a house.

I’ll swap you a cup of coffee for this item I got off a train car in LA

That’s at the least $200!

Well, now we know the truth. And I thought those guys were not being truthful when asking for money.

Well, at least he was honest.

An honest beggar!!