Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 05, 2022

And hair growing out of the top of their ears and nose.

Religion is the root of all that ails us?

Oh, you ********! :D

How about open season on angels?

Is Ralph in the other place?

Why did he take every suggestion? Not nice.

I don’t have higher pants, I just have a lower tummy. Not sure if this is true or if it’s just me, but getting older has me looking more distinguished than ever. One day, me and that cheesy one will have words.

A huge EW TO ALL!

For exercise to keep them alive a bit longer let’s have them wander from room to room trying to find what they forgot that they went to the room to get.

In Florida you can tell a mans age by how high he wears his pants.

Ageist joke in spades.

Exactly why “intelligent design” isn’t very intelligent, imo.

…and for the vain ones, give them bad plastic surgeons…

So that’s where the ‘skin tags’ came from. Thanks a bunch for nothing.

Is it Thursday yet … I need a drink …!

What? I was out of my dermatologist’s office not a couple days and a painful skin-tag erupted.

My 29 year old daughter showed up wearing high wast jeans, and told me they are " in".

That’s why I have to have high wasted leggings! Looks and dexterity…oh yeah…part of aging!

Im older (77). I have white hair. And I have a pippik. But I’m told I don’t look that old. I’m poifictly OK with my body.

Stupid angels. Couldn’t leave bad enough alone.

“Intelligent” design?

D@mned angels!