Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 14, 2022

Fishy in the ocean / Fishy in the sea / Go to fish heaven / It’s all right by me.

Poor Finnie!

Ralph nailed it.

But… But… There ain’t no humans down there. It only their….

The Cod Father is not happy wit Finnie.

You are thinking like a human. We fishes live in water, and when we want to high 6 a nuisance, we ties him to a weighted helium balloon and cut the weight off. Bye, bye, nuisance!! Then they can live with the humans.

Finnie looks a little pale. His color will come back when he’s flushed.

If he’s lucky, he’ll join a school…..

I told youse if you talked, youse would be in deep s*#t!

That’s one way to give Finnie a swirlie…

I see a blockage coming up and a call to the plumber. Finnie will not go down with a a single flush.

Should have had this take place under water with the fish attached to a balloon!

Good thing Nemo didn’t mess with the Italian fish!

Da humans don’t swim in that!

That’s NOT a Baby Ruth down there …!

I would use the garbage disposal. The Don.

With that concrete block on his tail fin, there will likely be some broken porcelain and Finny will just be left to flail about in a dry bowl. But I am getting too literal again….