Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 16, 2022

A white straight jacket

Try our tie-pin shop.

At this point, anything will do – he needs something (anything) to go with that tie.

Maybe a tie clip?

Sneakers for the streaker!

The length of a man’s tie is a measure of his intelligence….for some…

I’ll need to take an inseam.

That tie would make a nice candle for his birthday suit.

That tie separates the ’have’s from the have knots.

I think a stapler would work to keep it from blowing in the wind. Or perhaps something as simple as a rubber band around the bottom bits.

A huge barrel…….

Afraid it will ride up with wear?