Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 26, 2022

Supper better be waiting…

That waterbed sure did him good.

Marcie and Patty still bouncing to this day?

It’s like that Sherrie Lewis and Lambchop song, “The Song That Doesn’t End” only for waterbeds…

Snoopy, Are you sure you are not dreaming. That furniture disappeared very fast.

Snoops is being realistic. Why close the barn door after the horses get out, you know? Why waste a Sherlock Snoopy after the good have been taken. Now, Snoopy can get a good night’s rest atop his steady doghouse roof. Leave the scene of the crime to PP and Marcie, who just may solve this problem. Of course to dich the waterbed could prove a good asset to assuring a pilfer-proof home for starters as it would allow a detective a stable place to sleep in future pursuits of crime solving.

All that guarding makes a guy homesick.

Yeah, whats the sense?

So now Peppermint Patty temporary has no TV set and furniture.

Asking “Where’s the furniture?” after both PP and Marcy mentioned it, Snoopy? I think that time bouncing around did scramble your brain a bit!

Another well done job, Snoopy!

Another failure to add to the list, beagle.

Snoopy, we’re you even paying attention to what Patty was saying to you?

Better check your own place, Snoopy, and make sure your Van Gogh and pool table are still there.

Since he’s a beagle, I think ge should track their scent :)

I sense another outraged call from peppermint patty to chuck. She seems to run on outrage created by her own misunderstandings.

7/10

Patty was better off alone. The first night with Snoopy and it becomes a madhouse.

There is still a waterbed in the house! GO GUARD IT, SNOOPY!

None of this would have happened if Peppermint Patty would have just let Snoopy sleep in the room with her instead of the guest bedroom.

Ya got look on the bright side Snoopy saved the waterbed.

Now she can upgrade to a 42" plasma screen TV

He’s Charlie Brown’s dog.What do you expect,success?

Patty’s fault for putting him in the guest room. A guard dog should either sleep in the living room or else on her bed with her.

Glad that story arc is over

Rest in peace.

Water bed made it impossible for Snoopy to hear about a thief

Now Snoopy can head over to his job as a security guard at a NYC Rite Aid

Snoopy was apparently more effective (or at least attentive) guarding the Brown’s house – at least the time Linus came for a sleepover.

Snoopy’s career as a freelance watchdog was very short-lived.

The British soldiers who were guarding a warehouse in Boston were guarding the merchandise of John Hancock. Then, they were taunted by drunken colonials. The Boston Massacre ensued!