WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 31, 2021

Police were called to a local cafe. After a fight broke out inside the cafe. Police are unsure what started it.

Bet she has the exact amount in her coin purse and will search forever to find it.

“That’s fine. Take your time. Just step to the side while I take care of these other customers while you’re deciding."

No jury would convict any of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXE8LdXzeHM

I’ve got the two pennies in the bottom of my purse……..

That would be me.. in the grey hoodie.. second in line. Happens almost everyday.

I recognize her! She gets in the express lane with a full cart of groceries!

RIP John Pinette. But he got this one down pat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlf1F05gTA

It happens all the time where I work. We accept digital coupons and people always wait until they are in front of me to dig out their phone and try to find them and then want my help in looking for them on their phone. I often tell them that if I were a tech person I would be working at Best Buy, not at my current place of employment (which I love).

I was in a long line at the grocery when the guy being served decided to pay with a check…

Why the hell isn’t there a separate line for people who just want plain espresso coffee?

…and then the caffeine zombies ate her brain…….

She better order something cold because whatever she ordered, she will be wearing it.