Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 28, 2021

Then go find a limb or a vine anything you twit.

Sock it to him!

Let me see your vaccination card first!!!

Maybe you’d rather just elbow bump. Come a little closer bub.

Man in the Quicksand (thinking to himself): “It’s probably just as well. I wouldn’t want to risk catching what he has.”

Ha! But where’s your mask?

why isn’t quicksand quick????

Namaste.

I would be glad to have you pull me out, if you put on a mask first.

I think it must be “slow sand” or he would have been under by now.

Better hope he doesn’t get out of there, if you won’t help him. Sickness might be a minor worry, then.

When I was in Walmart,I saw a black guy give a fist bump to a white cop.that was cool!

I met a really nice black guy named Tyrone.he works at the Resorts World Catskills casino.every time he sees me,I get a fist bump.I’m white.

You know, quicksand never finds its way into movies anymore. I wonder why that is?

The sign just says quick.He doesn’t want to jump to any conclusions, and panic everyone.

Good for a satisfying chuckle!