In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 08, 2022

It’s coming

If they could build a helmet this big … there would be better solutions than this.

This helmet would cause more problems (than it solves) – like blocking out sunlight.

Being able to build a helmet that big means you can build another earth.

The last Hail Mary

Don’t Look Up!

Call face masking. The penalty will get us out of the way.

Makes about as much sense as the “original” did.

Peter Isherwell’s Plan B.

SCORE!

A false sense of security. The same thing helmets give football players.

Need a cup for your South America.

Don’t worry; looks like it’s headed for Canada, and they’ll just be nice to it!

Earth survives (no crushed skull), but with a giant concussion.

Alternately, maybe this is how we go to where we are now …

It sure is a clear cut case of targeting. Fifteen yards and asteroid ejection.

You just made a nice big RED target for it to aim for.