Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 07, 2022

He plays that bad does he.

Welcome to The Secret Order of Duffers!

Actually, as a grad of the Charles Barkley School of Golf, just mail your dues and play by using a video game.

There is that Gary and Lance initials again..very clever….

Can he “golf” hatless?

Golf: Getting Old, Lazy, and Fat

Take up another cheaper and less frustrating sport. You’ll be better off.

You must, of course, mow the greens and fairways and pay your monthly membership fee.

But you must still pay your dues!

That’s what happens when you play golf better than the old duffers.

Mark Twain famously said something along his line. I’d never join a club that would stoop so low as to have me as a member.

What are you trying to tell me?

You will also stick out because you will be the only person wearing clothing made with natural fibers.

He plays by American rules. High score wins!

Sounds fair to me as long as he’s still welcome at the 19th hole.

“No! Not the hat! Anything but the hat!”

Sad, but true. “Heheheh!”

Clearly he’s a better golfer than I am!

“If anyone asks, you’re a caddy filling out a foursome.”

Maybe I should play without a hat…that would give me one more good excuse for not playing well.."the sun’s in my eyes!’