Monty by Jim Meddick for January 04, 2022

Charming neighbour

Parker must have been teaching Cujo to attack his Monty toy as most dogs do like their toys & just want to play with them

Reminds me of Tom Hanks: Here’s a muffin for Cujo. I got a muffin for Cujo. Here’s a muffin for the pooch. I got a muffin for the pooch. Here’s a muffin for Cujo. I brought a muffin for Cujo. Here’s a muffin for the pooch — I GOT A MUFFIN FOR THE POOOOOOCH.!!"

This was a case for Scotland Yard. Neighbors kept disappearing and the Parkers never were seen buying dog food. Yet their backyard was full of crap.

My Uncle had a large pit-bull. I visited once and as I shook my Uncle’s hand the dog covered both of our hands with his jaw. Luckily it was with puppy bite pressure…..

Parker wants that to look like an accident…

“Go on, keep petting. So he can learn your scent for ‘the hunt’. Oops, did I say that out loud? Hey, where are you going?”

At least Cujo isn’t peeing on Monty’s leg ……………… yet!

The neighbor was a more sympathetic character when Monty was trying to crash his parties and wrangle invitations. NOW, he’s a bully, deliberately getting a dog and training it to attack Monty. Now he’s a jerk.

Isn’t that Cousin Eddie’s dog, “Snots?”

Relative loves pit bulls. She has about 10 of them. They seem quite friendly, but I would not try to enter their home without her permission.

Parker is an ass.

Another dog with the name of: Not My Dog

Having just watched The Hound of the Baskervilles, I don’t think this is going to end well. :)

One day Monty is going to out in different pants and wonder why the dog is acting totally different

A neighbor worth looking into and recording his training sessions. Assault and battery using a dog.

“Does your dog bite? " “no” “well, you know that and now I know it, but does the dog know it?”

Rant alert. Yes, it’s a comic strip. Yes, Monty can be a jerk. Now, I do believe that one of the lowest forms of human behavior is hiding behind a dog. Cowards. (I’m a hardcore dog lover) If someone kept threatening me in that manner, I would be (A) forced to (sadly) kill the poor animal and (B) “accidentally” maim the owner. No jury would convict me. (Two notes- I’ve lived in some really not-very-nice places and no, I,m no “gun sickie”.

I’m always puzzled by clueless people who say, when their dog is coming at my cat, “It’s OK. He likes cats. We have one at home.”

My invariable response is the rather obvious question, “How the hell is my cat supposed to know that?”

Parker’s Revenge! So far, Cujo hasn’t attacked Monty. But he is getting to know his prey. How long will it be before Monty needs a series of rabies shots?