Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 05, 2022

Wheely, Mark?

Ah the daily grind of the rat race.

Forget the pellets, he wants the Everclear in the bottle.

Now that one actually works!

Now that is funny!

He needs a tiny video screen so other hamsters can insult him into running faster…

Too bad Mr. Big didn’t have one of those

I’ve wondered if the hamsters run in the wheel for the fun of it, or if they really think it might get them somewhere.

About the same as paying to exercise. Shows how “brilliant” Americans are.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

It’s reach, but I got!

What if he’s going full speed and someone switches the Pellet-On off?

Isn’t that the company being sued over injuries from their equipment?

Eat a pellet, make a pellet… eat a pellet, make a pellet…

That’s a great diet!

Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results—that’s called insanity.

Cute! ❤️

Where’s the ridiculous outfits that bike riders wear