Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 10, 2022

Touche!!!

But she is a bird.

One of your best, Dan!

I just wanted to know if you could break this for me…

“Omeletting you down easy here, no broken hearts or shells this way”

It’s like I’m reading Playboy.

Too bad, he was already hard…boiled.

I too was thinking he’d be hard (boiled) just from the view he must have…

Humpty’s not all he’s cracked up to be!

She has ping pong balls in her purse.

He just wants her to sit on his face and incubate.

Must keep this away from the children.

The yokes on him.

It was her last words. He fell on her

It is difficult!

Does she scramble them?

Well done, Dan! Trying to get out of a contract?

The beginning of Humpty’s fall

Did anyone else hear a rim shot after reading this comic?

But, she’s a chick, right?

but for another five she’ll let you check out her jugs…

He is in for “one shell of a fall”….

The yolk’s on you, Hump !!

Head Slap*

Just lean over a little more, Mr. Dumpty.