Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 14, 2022

A cow after it’s gone through the 12-step program.

“… don’t bring it up again … cud” That took a few seconds to click. That’s hilarious.

There will be a lot of readers that will not get this.

well, that’s given him somethin’ to chew over…

How about “I prefer to just chew my own cud.”

Salesman George will have to regeorgitaste on why his sales are off.

At least he doesn’t have a tray for tips.

Well, so much for that “own your own business” scheme.

2nd hand cud from contented cows – a winner.

Ew Ew Ew

Come on – try it! These have been slow smoked over a cow patty fire!

Udder nonsense.

Great wordplay. Goats chew cuds too. Don’t try to steal the one they are working on.

This one’s hard to swallow.

What more cud a cow want?

Get your freely chewed cud, right here!

He kept asking, because he cud.

Oh so funny!