Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 07, 2022

One day.

About 2 minutes, then I have to stop to breathe or I pass out.

It’s been a week. I think I’ll stop now.

Do I have to?

I go with about a week.

1 week, two weeks max

3 days. That’s the length of a year, right? Right?

Until the first event that makes it no longer a “happy” New Year.

1 day. Then it becomes just another year and another winter to slog thru until (yay) spring.

More importantly…..how long can you keep your Christmas lights up?

The way things are going, saying that even once is a cruel irony…

Well so far it hasn’t been such happy New Years lately..

after 7 days 2% of the year is gone!

Freedom of speech, say what you like. Freedom of religion, there’s more than one calendar. ♫Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy.♫

One week.

The first time you see someone in January of the new year, that greeting is appropriate.— Miss Manners’ Cousin

Once per person, even if it takes until December 31.

As long as it takes to get used to writing the date with the new year rather than last year. In my case it’s 1997.

HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I say 3 days.