Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 04, 2022

And Susie said no.

Not for a million dollars!

And girls complain that guys won’t plan dates

you’re both too young to go to prom, Calvin and Susie… even if the theme is pig sty

Was this before or after he invited Susie to a playdate while infected with chicken pox?

Don’t put on those “nice clothes”, Susie. With Calvin leading the way, they won’t be “nice clothes” for long.;-D

Ewwwww!

If she insists on holding hands, she could drag Calvin in.

Mud wrestling.

If Susie complies, she’s dumber than she looks. :P

If Calvin was any more transparent, he would be made of glass…

The only question, if this arc continues to play out, is how Susie will outsmart him.

Environment comes first. Plant a sapling tree first before going out on a date. That’s being eco conscious.

I assume that’s a stick but it looks like he has a mouse by the tail

There’s an ulterior motive to this.

Be afraid, Susie!

Be VERY afraid!!

Almost I had said “good Calvin” planting a tree!!

The flirting just goes on…….

Calvin will channel his inner Sir Walter Raleigh and put his coat over the mud pit but before they get there and encourage her to walk across. Whatta guy, whatta gentleman that Calvin, eh?

C’mon, Suzie – it was so much fun for ME, I thought I’d share the experience!

Do people still stroll?

Calvin wants to share his “Ewww” from Wednesday!

Will Susie’s long simmering yet oft challenging crush on Calvin overwhelm her innate and repeatedly proven skepticism of his motives? Stay tuned, same time, same station, next week for our thrilling conclusion!

I assume Calvin is not going through a Sir Walter Raleigh stage of life so I’m thinking she will end up having to judo him into his own mud puddle and walk over him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqkLc1Xf8Q

Remember : When you jump in muddy puddles, you must wear your boots.

OK, who’s willing to bet Susie knows right away Calvin is up to something?

What a romantic …. (snort…..)

Beware Suzie.

What a nice boy, inviting a girl to go for a stroll. What could possibly go wrong?

♪♫ “Hello mudder, hello faller, won’t you stroll to, my pit of water…” ♪♫

Oh yeah, she’s definitely not suspicious at all.

I ask my wife, “Where do you want to eat this evening?” Her, “I don’t care.” Me, “Red Lobster?” Her, “I don’t want to eat there.” Me, “Mexican?” Her, “No, I don’t want to eat there.” Me, Where do you want to eat." Her, “I don’t care.” Ugh!

This mud sequence is priceless…

I think Suzie is a bit smarter than Calvin and knows his tricks.

Is Hobbes invisible? Susie might fall for this if Hobbes was there to smooch.

Nothing says love like well manicured mud!

What is Calvin doing? Is that an apple core or a dead animal or what?

He clearly is a romantic, Susie! laughter

me nam is c@LvIn

Given the pattern this week, tomorrow will be Splatterday.

Susie has all it takes to outsmart this lad. She will be the one to make Calvin feel sorry for asking for a stroll.

Awww. how sweet! What could go wrong?

leave in to calvin

Calvin is such a gentlemen :)

Susie would trust Calvin only as far as she can throw him probably.

Susie doesn’t trust Calvin any farther than she could throw him.

Calvin would never admit to having a crush on Susie, so he would constantly prank her.

If someone that torments me invites me anywhere, it’s just obvious to be suspicious.