Swell
My terrestrial brother was once an “extra” in an opera.
The anal probe will soon be forthcoming.
For your earliest convenience!
Until then have a nice day!
You F O.
And if ya want to “phone home” please deposit a billion dollars in coins
It can be frustrating having to wait for your probe.
Service in 30 minutes, or you’re probing is free!
“You beamed me up to make me wait!? What the #@*%??”
That means Lio will be in that UFO all day!
Shouldn’t he have to listen to alien Muzak while he’s waiting?
It is the same everywhere:customer no-service!
Good. Gorram. Grief…
Triteness has no bounds.
Please listen carefully, as our probing options have recently changed.
Very droll! (I would have sworn that there wasn’t room in the Universe for a new “your business [or call] is very important to us” joke.)
Not even refreshments or magazines?
Usually, they get you while asleep.
I know how he feels. I was on the phone with 3 or 4 (they blur together after all the hours of holding) different customer service people at two different companies. And I am not sure if I got things straightened out or not.
NAH-nu NAH-nu
How satisfied were you with your abduction:
A. Very satisfied
B. Somewhat satisfied
C. Neutral
D. Somewhat unsatisfied
E. Very unsatisfied
F. I’d rather not answer
… with our new, improved Probulator 5000!
i wanna see a good old fashion tractor beam pull
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Swell
gammaguy over 2 years ago
My terrestrial brother was once an “extra” in an opera.
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
The anal probe will soon be forthcoming.
For your earliest convenience!
Until then have a nice day!
pcolli over 2 years ago
You F O.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
And if ya want to “phone home” please deposit a billion dollars in coins
Imagine over 2 years ago
It can be frustrating having to wait for your probe.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Service in 30 minutes, or you’re probing is free!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
“You beamed me up to make me wait!? What the #@*%??”
jagedlo over 2 years ago
That means Lio will be in that UFO all day!
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t he have to listen to alien Muzak while he’s waiting?
jonesbeltone over 2 years ago
It is the same everywhere:customer no-service!
Amra Leo over 2 years ago
Good. Gorram. Grief…
rshive over 2 years ago
Triteness has no bounds.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Please listen carefully, as our probing options have recently changed.
AndrewSihler over 2 years ago
Very droll! (I would have sworn that there wasn’t room in the Universe for a new “your business [or call] is very important to us” joke.)
asrialfeeple over 2 years ago
Not even refreshments or magazines?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Usually, they get you while asleep.
kathybear over 2 years ago
I know how he feels. I was on the phone with 3 or 4 (they blur together after all the hours of holding) different customer service people at two different companies. And I am not sure if I got things straightened out or not.
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
NAH-nu NAH-nu
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
How satisfied were you with your abduction:
A. Very satisfied
B. Somewhat satisfied
C. Neutral
D. Somewhat unsatisfied
E. Very unsatisfied
F. I’d rather not answer
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
… with our new, improved Probulator 5000!
jerrica.benton333 over 2 years ago
i wanna see a good old fashion tractor beam pull