There are some funny parodies of the vampire stories, in which a civic-minded stud makes it his business to deflower as many virgins as possible to protect them from vampires. I’m not clear on the question of whether sodomizing dudes has the same effect. It might, it might not, maybe it hinges on whether anyone cares whether a dude is a virgin.
Just have to look at a younger age group. Just don’t bother with Boy Scouts or Alter boys if you are looking for male virgins, that was stolen from them, usually in the first week, as part of the initiation into the order.
eromlig over 2 years ago
A teenage boy’s best opening gambit! “I’ll save you from the volcano god!!”
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Some of those are very RECENT non-virgins…
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
The selection committee may have to lower their standards.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Can you prove it?
RobinHood over 2 years ago
Now we’ve found a solution, it lowers our loss
If you insist on nothing but virgins to toss
No more will our number ever grow small
We simply made sure theres no virgins at all
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago
H.R. !!!
mfrasca over 2 years ago
Tūtū Pele also accepts whiskey in lieu of virgins.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Brutal practice of the Mayans…Boo Hiss
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe the volcano would be happy with a nice gift basket?
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
In Andy Warhol’s ‘Dracula’, the hero handyman graphically rapes the youngest daughter to save her.
guitarpicker56 over 2 years ago
And they’re not to be found today either.
buckman-j over 2 years ago
Must be in Hollywood
chief tommy over 2 years ago
It’s been so long I’m a born-again virgin
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
The only place you’re likely to find a virgin is in the maternity ward.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
Lots of people today likely lie about not being virgins, and they don’t have half the incentive.
SFpagan over 2 years ago
just ask who hasn’t done anal yet and sacrifice that person so as not to offend volcano deity with the sacrifice of a total pervert :p
AndrewSihler over 2 years ago
There are some funny parodies of the vampire stories, in which a civic-minded stud makes it his business to deflower as many virgins as possible to protect them from vampires. I’m not clear on the question of whether sodomizing dudes has the same effect. It might, it might not, maybe it hinges on whether anyone cares whether a dude is a virgin.
RAGs over 2 years ago
“Well, ya see, last night were the fertility rites and…”
Rob Smith Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, you’re f@%&ed now…
ChrisTrey over 2 years ago
Just have to look at a younger age group. Just don’t bother with Boy Scouts or Alter boys if you are looking for male virgins, that was stolen from them, usually in the first week, as part of the initiation into the order.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh Great King Txdlcztl, the Parade of Virgins must be cancelled. One is sick, and the other refuses to march alone!