Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 19, 2022

And I’m teetotal between drinks.

I’d try to read between the panels on this one, except it’s a single panel cartoon.

Like being a saint between murdering people. Sure, go for it.

I fast three or four, sometimes 5 times a day.

Please, tell me. Pepperoni is a vegetable, right? I mean it’s a kind of pepper; isn’t it?

I eat fruit between meals but I usually use a cinnamon bun to keep it from dripping into the coffee. }: )

Peatos (Cheetos made from peas).

Healthy snacks, then.

chocolate is a vegetable …made from beans…right?

Reminds me of a BBC radio skit featuring a couple looking at a menu.

“Can you find anything that meets with your eating disorder?”

“I don’t have an eating disorder, you jerk. I’m a vegan.”

Funny!

I understand rabid vegans totally fast one day a week. You can tell who they are from the white foam dripping from their mouth.