Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 15, 2022

Try adding some “Shredd’s” Spread to it.

Okay. But we’ll has to DNA test that first.

It fell off the fly.

Tough neighborhood!!!

You would rather a hare in your soup?

That’s because it’s an alphabet soup, sir! Look, there’s also a “sock” and a “car” in it!

There’s undoubtedly a hare in your hasenpfeffer too.

Don’t complain. You should see how the cook makes donuts.

Only one?

Is it straight or curly?

You sure? I know a hair when I see one.

Yes, it includes some souprises.

Ewwwww

Context is everything. He probably loves all his body hair, preens it every day, and thinks it’s beautiful. But one little hair in the food – disgusting!

There wouldn’t be if you wore a full body hair net.

“It’s blonde…”