Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 19, 2022

Verbing weirds language.

Bucky-babbling.

throw in a rhyme plus a beat he might be the next ghetto rapper.

I Gnu Bucky could tame his inner Wildebeast!

“Rob. There are plans and then there are plans of action. Plainly a plan of action has to be verbalized. You are dealing with a superior mind buddy. Now excuse me while I get some tools.”

Bucky plans to strike until Fungo reverberates…

unfortunately (for him) , he isn’t renouned for his fighting skills.

Bucky’s "Apocalypse Now " Flight of the Valkyries Moment ! Shall we Dance !

If you follow it in order it looks like a simple but effective plan to me.

Hit him in the participle!

Sorta like a BATMAN episode! ZAP! BONK!

Looks like the script for a Three Stooges skit.

“Verbing weirds language.” — Calvin and Hobbes

That 4th frame is an example of arguing with right-wing populists.

8/10

Using adverbs would make it unnecessarily polite.

Bucky is going to hit him so hard, he will have a vowel movement.

Take out the slap and it’s pretty much karate. Boring!

Go, hit, run. Is this a better verb based plan?

The list sounds like a clown school law firm.

But PHSSB is such a great mnemonic. :)

LOL! Bop? LOL!

Rob’s “Twilight Zone” house is fast becoming “Alfred Hitchcock’s House”!

Rob has obviously never heard White Room by Cream. Proof that seemingly random lists of verbs and nouns DO make sense if you’re astute enough to figure it out, like Bucky has done here.

Darby is quoting Bucky VERBatim.

No, but if you splash them on the screen during an episode of the Adam West Batman series you the makings for a fight scene.

“All writing is just a bunch of words.” That’s a good one.