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I appreciate the genuineness of the thought that counts. A stylized heart is said to be fashioned after a different female body part. I would rather give my wife my heart than something she already has.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Your wife is gonna be so thrilled. Not.
wjones about 3 years ago
There goes what could have been a great day.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
I am giving my wife an antique organ.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
I love you with every valve.
SheMc about 3 years ago
Is this a case of, it’s the thought that counts?
cdward about 3 years ago
I’m giving my wife a flight back home from our vacation.
BearsDown Premium Member about 3 years ago
Spleen?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago
Some pizza joint has a heart shaped pizza, how romantic.
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
I appreciate the genuineness of the thought that counts. A stylized heart is said to be fashioned after a different female body part. I would rather give my wife my heart than something she already has.
WCraft about 3 years ago
Shouldn’t at least a couple of those arteries be clogged?
andersjg Premium Member about 3 years ago
That card was a handout at his cardiologist.
sandflea about 3 years ago
That’ll get her blood pumping.
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
He’s hoping she doesn’t give him a card, with a boot in the boxer shorts. Oof!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 3 years ago
Guessing he’s an engineer
Cozmik Cowboy about 3 years ago
I once saw a great bumper sticker; “I [silhouette of an actual, anatomic heart] Science!”