Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 13, 2022

Your wife is gonna be so thrilled. Not.

There goes what could have been a great day.

I am giving my wife an antique organ.

I love you with every valve.

Is this a case of, it’s the thought that counts?

I’m giving my wife a flight back home from our vacation.

Spleen?

Some pizza joint has a heart shaped pizza, how romantic.

I appreciate the genuineness of the thought that counts. A stylized heart is said to be fashioned after a different female body part. I would rather give my wife my heart than something she already has.

Shouldn’t at least a couple of those arteries be clogged?

That card was a handout at his cardiologist.

That’ll get her blood pumping.

He’s hoping she doesn’t give him a card, with a boot in the boxer shorts. Oof!

Guessing he’s an engineer

I once saw a great bumper sticker; “I [silhouette of an actual, anatomic heart] Science!”