Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 13, 2022

now what is the lucky chap doing with Einstein’s notes? hanging them on a wall?

The JWST is now in position, completely unfolded and has begun sending images back to Earth.

13 million..meh…it’s all relative.

If the auction of Einstein’s manuscript happened just one year later, the only thing that buyer would’ve gotten for $13 million is an NFT.

The telescope is now orbiting the sun at the sweet spot where the Earth’s and Sun’s gravitational pulls are the same.

“…It five year mission To explore strange new worlds To seek out new life And new civilizations To boldly go where no man has gone before..” Humm, where have I heard that line?

How does it look into the past other than what we see today happened many ages ago -like a regular space telescope?

And the handwritten notes ended with, “IT’S ALL LEGOOOOOOS!!”

Take care, may starving philosopher Pramphatah “Yes We Were All Inherent In The Big Bang And So Was The Fact That Lavern And Shirley Should Have Been Ignored” Fruptord be with you, and gesundheit.

Whoopty freaking doo

And, believe it or not, the JWST is working … so far.

Google says that this time of year, there is an increase in searches for “Superb Owl”.

I’m not sure what benefit we get from that telescope.

If you believe the last text in the second panel, then welcome to the “Big Bong Theory” (thanks for Argyle Sweater for that)

well, it isn’t rocket science

JWST knee deep in the hoopla….results please.

Also, you need to look up the Lagrange point at which it resides to see how it uses the Earth, the Moon and the sUn’s gravity at just the right distance to revolve around while at a constant distance from Earth, BION, much like geosynchronous satellites but at more than three times the distance than the moon.

It’s still Super Bowl Sunday, though there won’t be many people who see things from this late in the day. Oh, well.

In honor of one of the Super Bowl commercials…So a guy goes to the doctor because his “thing” is bright orange.

The doctor examines him and says, “I’ve never seen anything like this before. Are you under a lot of stress at work?”

The guy says, “No.”

The doctor says, “If you don’t mind my asking, what do you do for a living?”

The guy says, “Actually, I don’t have a job. I’m independently wealthy.”

The doctor says, “So what do you do all day?”

And the guy says, “I just sit around watching porno movies and eating Cheetos.”

Another one? Sure, why not.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Probably won’t be 5 people see those. Too bad.

Until next time.

My Big Bad Theory is that God said “Bang” and big things happened.

Gold plated mirror? $$$$$$$$$

You really believe this space nonsense?