Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 20, 2022

That’s what the world needs: a virus-eating frog.

I’d pay $5 for that.

I’ve heard guinea pigs and dogs can get Covid, but can frogs? Even giant ones?

Covid wasn’t chasing Lio. It was trying to get away from Eva Rose.

“Hello, Eva? I’m a representative from Pfizer. I’d like to buy your frog and clone it for research purposes.”

Sweetest thing Eva has done for Lio in recent times. <3

That frog may lose it’s sense of taste and smell!

Worth it.

I think she likes him at last a little. In this case $5 is pretty cheap.

$5 seems a very fair price to pay!

One more thing Lio loves about Eva.

Sent her and her amphibian over here. We got too many cases….

Great, now frogs catch COVID!

Pay Eva, Lio.

Hmm! Eva is following Lio’s crafty entrepreneurship eh?! :)

Dogs might be good at this: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61bg2JejlGL.AC_SL1001.jpg

She does love him! But her love comes at a price.

I am searching Amazon for covid-eating frogs.

Tatulli is fully part of the Covid Cult. Dude…kids are infinitesimally effected by this virus. The Omicron is mild. The masks don’t work. Those who are unvaccinated with natural immunity have better resistance to infection and illness than the “vaccinated”.

Please stop spreading the panic P*RN. You are harming reality, children, all other people and society.

Let. IT. GO!!

When I got my second Moderna shot, I had a little speech prepared in case someone asked about my not wearing a mask (you’ll have to imagine the superhero voice): Fear not, good citizen, for I am Fully Vaccinated Man! I shall eliminate any vile viruses in the vicinity by the simple expedient of inhaling them, thus exposing them to my SCIENTIFICALLY ENHANCED immune system!

and life