Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 20, 2022

Wow. That would buy a lot of cheez kurls. Maybe God knows what’s best for her.

It’s hard to make “gimme money” sound poetic.

That child knows waaaay too much…

I always thought hookers came on to prospective johns.

Not the other way around.

Aren’t there “snow days” in that school district??

This is how Janis Joplin got her start. It began with money, then she started getting specific, asking for a Mercedes Benz and a color TV and whatnot.

Are there no males in Agnes’ life? Or have I missed something? We never see the Principal who could be either…..

The twenties don’t even have to be fresh. I’d go for a sack of stale ones even.

“beg” is brief and to the point…

For a second thought she was going to say “That’s how Mom gets a sack of twenties”…

Agnes and Trout soon stumbled upon a crashed Cessna in the woods. The plane contained a sack of money.

Then the troubles began.

I’ve been looking for that bag of money for many years, haven’t found anything but a few loose bills and a bunch of change

I would worry a bit about spending the money if I found it, more than likely a big bag of cash has a nefarious background

Sad……

I don’t think,“Give us today our daily bread” ,will cover it.

I keep moving close to the end of rainbows to find that pot of gold. Hasn’t worked yet.

Words of wisdom.

This may not work if the other party doesn’t care, though.

Maybe she should try adapting Sally’s letter to Santa Claus from A Charlie Brown Christmas.