Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 17, 2022

Don’t pin that on me.

Avoid the pith.

Eh, me thoughts they’d dissect the flies on the planet of giant frog creatures.

Maybe he could drop the biology class and switch to a cooking class

He’s right father frog. His legs would’ve made quite the delicacy

Dad just won’t let go – he really likes to ribit in.

He was cutting classes with a couple of friends at the local bar…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkavReH4LE0

He did not want to get dissected.

Don’t cut me Mick!

And I didn’t like my lab partner – Mac the Knife!

I was so very glad back in probably ‘69 when I saw I’d drawn the high school biology teacher that didn’t dissect frogs!!!!!

He was a real cutup in class.

He stayed out of French class as well.

Your uncle didn’t cut class, and now he’s the subject of an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History.

I take it that most of the student body isn’t frogs. Not much point in a “class” that kills them all.

Let’s dissect that complaint…