Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 26, 2022

In Heinz-sight, Horace probably shouldn’t have done that.

Horace is the kind of guy who Hunts for trivial information.

You sir, will be branded.

I didn’t know ketchup had feet. Maybe that’s what makes it crunchy.

Okay. Me go now. We’ll ketchup later.

Only Horace could have mustard the motivation to do such research.

I would have thought Zeno’s paradox would come into play.

Not 57?

I like the bottle being empty, but the ‘Eeeeek’ being in red. Horace now has some cleaning up and some “ketching up” to do.

longest hot dog on record…!

AN-Ti_CI-PA-TION .. ;+)

Heinz-sight is easy…

How much is that in “metric catsup”? :)

and how much was that in Smoots…? ….. (Oliver Smoot who stands at 5’7” was used to measure the Massachusetts Avenue Bridge as part of a MIT fraternity prank in 1958.)

Feet of ketchup must be like almond eyes, peaches and cream complexion, lips like cherries, a great pair, etc.