The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2022

Tomorrow’s comic.

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/01/27

Saturday’s comic.

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2017/01/28

Yes. Your father was an eyedropper. The scum.

When mom had a bun-sen burner in the oven, he came out

No, Pyrex. Why would you think that?

A different kind of YouTuber.

You’re just now starting to wonder why your name is Phial, and not Phil?

Ah, that must be his dad Mr. Beaker, in that picture.

Father played the tube-a ?!

Come here my little pipette. Mama will make it better.

“Well, Terry, you’re a test tube and you’re MY baby. Make of that what you will.”

You were delivered by Dr Petrie.

always invitroing trouble

“No, you were a baby test tube.”

he’s got a heart of glass…

He was a beta-test to be, baby.

She has another Bunsen in the burner.

Awww honey! We need to talk….

Yes – and now you’re a test tube kid. It looks like you’ll grow up to be a test tube adult – just like your father. Being a test tube is nothing to be ashamed of. You should take pride in your heritage. If you earn some marks and a base, you could become a graduated cylinder.

I predict this kid will ace chemistry.

Does that mean he has a glass jaw?

But he did get a womb with a view

Ask your father.

Is that the Erlenmeyer kid? I thought he was graduated.

Well, you were a Dr. Strangelove child…

Yes, son. You were adapted.

Not bad gag!

“Mom, the kids at school said I was adopted from a lab at Wuhan ".

Such vial comments.

Need you ask when you’re so transparent?

he always graduates at the top of his glass…

No. His father is Beaker from the Muppets.

Womb with a view…