The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 25, 2022

Hey! I’m also a chocolatarian!

Vegetarian is an old Cherokee word for a poor hunter.

Chocolate is a food group. It is both a protein (from a bean = protein) and a vegetable (from a plant.) I know I’ve posted this elsewhere, but it’s a point that needs to be made!

I used to be a steakaterian.

I am a Pizzarian.

This time of day I’m a coffetarian but this afternoon I’ll become a beeritarian.

Guilty as charged, myself.

Vegetables are what food eats.

I am a chickenrian.

I guess its better than being a humanitarian…

pastafaria!

I’m a dessertatarian.

I do like my sweets, am I a sweetinarian?

heard from a comedian: I’m a vegetarian. But not a strict vegetarian, I still eat fish….. and chicken…..a little beef…… and pork.

I’m guilty of being a foodatarian.

I’m a second-hand vegetarian. Cows eat grass, and I eat cows.

I briefly dated an actress who was on a “macrobiotic diet”. I offered to take her to dinner and let her choose the restaurant. I sat and waited while she bitched about not finding “anything she could eat” on the menu.

“Why do you do these things?”, I finally asked her.

“I don’t know. I honestly don’t know.”

I am a light meat eater, and I have found that many people who claim to be vegetarian eat way more meat than I do.

And yet she’s always on you to eat your vegetables.

Don’t give us that look teach, you were the one who called on Wilberforce.

I know people who profess to not care for chocolate. I don’t trust – or believe – them. Life is short. Eat dessert first.

I’ll be 69 next year so I guess that makes me a sexagenarian.

especially every 28 days

Most of us are.However, Man OR Woman cannot live by chocolate alone. However, it’s also a diet that I might be willing to try….

When they can make plant-based food items taste as good as the real thing, I’ll be glad to switch. That is, I’ll switch if they don’t charge a lot more for it.