Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 08, 2022

While it might be Cressa’s night,in all reality , it’s not Pandoodo’ s .His three team NBA parlay crashed with along with the bets he placed for others without getting their $$$ upfront have all lost.

Geez…where does one even begin today? P1 with the mismatched pastel practice uni’s with the sunflower or gear cog and the exclamation point? P2 the sisterhood of the toaster tart addiction secret knuckle bump? P3 the real Cressa balling out with Mimi just out of frame patting her self on the back for being a swell coach and motivator of young women when she was completely oblivious to Cressa’s injury?

Annnnddd the powder blue UNC opposing team uniforms are back in P3!

P4- After game handshakes and butt slaps, Cressa’s knee swells like a balloon. To quote John Winger, “and then depression set in.”

P1: Did the guy on the right get demoted to this strip from Prince Valiant?

P1: Captain Talley Ho and Cressa, Queen of Tarts, looking smashing in their Star Trek Cafe waitress outfits.

What a night! Somewhat rare appearance by Sign Man, and fists in the air before the ball is in the basket, not to mention packed stands.

P3 Its non-stop fist-pumping pandemonium as Cressa goes medieval on Jefferson

These practice uniforms brought to you by the Teletubbies.

Hollis runs like she’s 90 years old

Every time Cressa takes a shot, her personal fan (at left) also feigns a jumper!

Power Rangers!!!

P1: Twainreader asks: “Whose your doctor? I wish my wife’s knee felt frisky.”

P-2: Like R&W, both girls throw nothing but Rocks.

P-3: It’s Cressa’s night to throw a Gang sign with her shooting hand.

P 1: if her knee is frisky, how do her cankles feel?

Toaster tarts: They’re not just for breakfast anymore.

P1- That’s great! Maybe he can look at my left leg. I think it’s broken.

P 2.5: “…what if we lose to Jefferson tomorrow? Can I still have Toaster Tarts?…”

Another one! How many kids in Milford own exclamation point shirts? I know I’ve seen it probably 5 times on different people. And what’s with Cressa’s shirt? If you push that icon on her chest, does that access her settings? The boys will be interested in trying that out. And speaking of trying out, if you haven’t already, you should be trying out Mopped Up Thorp.

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