Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 28, 2022

Pull Andy into the flat, Flo, before the neighbours complain of his late-night singing in the streets.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp finding it better to burst into song to express himself to Flo is priceless :o)my avatar is a picture of a lady acidentally pouring coffee on her hubby’s lap ,that can’t happen to me I hate coffee how was your day ? our FINALLY FRIDAY should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just keep inside the house hydrated because it’s cold outside and wait till this evening when I will have my fav nosh , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

There’s that whale – again!

:-)

Speaking of eyes there is the whale eye in panel 1&3,,,but Andy, I would tell you not to quit your day job, but you don’t have a day job to quit!

Wouldn’t she be happy to unload him on someone else?

Oops….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-28th-january-2022-26067363

There is never a full chamber pot around when you need to dump it on someone when they give you a line like this.

I bet Andy wouldn’t even remember the words to the song if he were sober.

“So why don’t you just disappear from view!”

Was the barmaid the Whistle or the Pig?

The Flamingos sang it best! https://youtu.be/FvzNeh4Mq1o

Swan song. This trick never works, Bullwinkle.

Good save , Andy ?. /s

Thats what the polar bear said, “I only have ice for you”! Ha!

Does Andy know the difference between a pig whistle and a wolf whistle?

Good save

Shabbat shalom, Eldo and rjm.

Flo should blacken both that bum’s eyes!!

Quick thinking, considering.

Andy only has eyes for Flo’s POCKETBOOK!

You’re not making the case you think you are, Andy.

My favorite line to use went like this (only works on a clear starlit night).. Me looking up at the sky: Sure is a beautiful sky tonight… Her: Yes it sure is, look at all the stars! … Me (gazing around the sky from horizon to horizon): Yes.. but it looks like there are two stars missing… Her: Really? Me (turning to her, gazing into her eyes): Oh, there they are.

What? Sentiment in Andy Capp? Who’da thought it? If the world is about to end mebbe I’d better settle up my bar tab…..

One of my all-time favorite Andy episodes goes something like this: Andy and Flo are in the pub, and the barmaid is telling Flo that she’s being sacked because of Andy. Flo turns to Andy: “Swine!” Andy turns to the reader: “Most blokes would feel lucky that their wife likes their girlfriend.”

She looks like an nonbeliever.

Some how Andy fancies himself to be a lady’s man and good crooner, well he’s wrong on both counts.

But they do stray often.

And a belly full of brew!

Just what does Andy have to offer to a barmaid besides his thirst for beer? Flo will always enable him by taking back the drunken reprobate.

I wonder if he’s ever sang Little Orphan Annie’s “Tomorrow”

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Do you drink tea? Because the same can happen with tea as well. But I sincerely hope that never happens to you!

I have not long come home from being out. I didn’t want to get out of bed again today (I’m not depressed before anybody diagnoses me. It’s because it’s cold outside and nice and warm in bed)

I’m currently in bed now while writing this comment to you. Also, I’ve come back on Facebook. I re-activated my account but it wasn’t really by choice. I’m signed into a game through Facebook and I had log in to play the game. I would have left it but I spend money on that particular game and if I don’t open the game every day, I just end up wasting it.

Anyway, I’ve finished speaking in code now. Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy. See you after the weekend.

Now its Mr Andy Capp, is knighthood next?

Oh, come on, Flo. Andy’s drunken singing is usually so random, but he’s turned it around into something rather romantic.

Really think that’ll soften Flo’s heart, Andy? Good luck with that.

Great song, but I don’t think it’s doing Andy any good.

It’s way too late to be singing for your supper, Andy!