Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 01, 2022

I’m sure that’s where “cryptic” comes from.

Hmmm… so Superman’s dog uses Kryptocurrency?

… eventually.

Except for those who were Drawn and Quartered. We did the best we could to gather the pieces before the dogs got to them.

… or the one place where there won’t be any rude backtalk from the residents.

and not have to be wakened by the neighbors?

They found some strange fossils in his family crypt. The samples came back from the lab with a note. Someone crept into your crypt and crapt.

If only he know how the family ghosts got along

Sold one once $750,000

I don’t understand the allure of a family crypt. I don’t disapprove or anything, I just don’t see why people want to crypt their dearly departed. Is it a money thing?

Fancy digs for the average peon in ID.

Don’t be too sure. Wait until you get there and meet the other spirits.

That thing is bigger than my apartment!

Not at funerals apparently….

One would think with a crypt like that, he’d be dressed more like the Duke, than like a peasant..

Just don’t open the one labeled Barnabas Collins …

Awww!

That’s why we only have reunions every 150 years. :)

rest assured

Awfully nice crypt for a peasant family.

Must be a crazy family life.

You ain’t there at night…

Are you sure about that.

It’s the only place we can get together without killing each other, we are all already dead!

You’re more dead than I am. No, you are. No, you! Mommy, he started it.

Keep an eye out for Vodalus.

I can relate to this one. (’Nuff said.)

Don’t be so sure of that.

That’s kind of cryptic.

Yup, nothing much more peaceful than a corpse.