Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 31, 2022

Spill life.

What does the “H” stand for? Horatio?

First time I ever saw an ode written in Welsh.

Ooh, I did that with hot chocolate with my last laptop. I fixed the issue with a wireless keyboard. :D

“@%#&$!!& %$\€$£!” – that’s the gentle sound when the hot, hot coffee got spilled over your lap instead of your laptop!

And this works everytime, folks! Even when you only use that decaf stuff!

Sounds about right.

I did that on my first laptop, years ago.

My cup of coffee is placed well away from the desktop keyboard as I type this.

I spilled my Nuclear Coffee on a keyboard once

Have you ever tried explaining to those nice folks from the Pentagon that it was your sentient keyboard that hacked them?

Turns out they are not really that nice about things like that

love it, whatever that means.

And no one has asked how Horace types with hooves?

Very similar to “Ode to Cat”.

now it’s time, Horace, to buy a 360X laptop set it up in “tent” form, use a wireless keyboard and enjoy your coffee in a sippy cup…! Are you listening…?

Keyboard protectors for all types of keyboards are available at reasonable prices.

Humanoid