Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 03, 2022

Cooked lobsters don’t have much appetite.

Bucky is so shellfish!

What a bisque!

Live to serve. Serve to live.

Rob’s having lots of fun in this arc!

They are attracted to cats swimming with cement overshoes.

I’m a hard pass on lobster. It’s a bug! Ocean Cockroach! Blech!

lol 10/10 satchel pulled a dumb one

both those smell like two week old Fish! ….BAD PUNS!

Guy goes into a seafood resturant

Askd the waiter: “do you serve crabs?”

Waiter says “Sure, anyone can eat here”.

Lobsters must be kept alive until cooked (dropping even a live garbage eating bug into boiling water is a bit disturbing) so if Bucky wants to “serve” them he needs to feed them until then. So, Satch is right, if naïve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sI7WveN7vk

Who’s on first?

Bucky & Satchel talking past each other without understanding is like many political arguments. The only thing missing is the intentional misdirection & ill will.

Ah…the old “To Serve Man” gag…

The lightbulb over Satchel’s head may flicker very soon.

“So, what do they eat?”

“Who?”

“The lobsters.”

“I don’t know…”

THIRD BASE!

I do know they won’t eat rubber bands.

Like Abbott and Costello:)

You can eat them with your fingers, or you can eat your fingers separately.

7/10

What we have here, is a perfect example of a conversation at cross purposes. It gave me a good chuckle.

Lobster, shrimp and crab are cholesterol city. Maybe Bucky should feed them all to Satchel, then…..

Satchel does have a point, though. A well-fed lobster makes for a great meal, after all.

Bucky needs a knuckle sandwich, hold the mayo!