Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 01, 2022

Not bad. Not bad. :)

Stink Bug that smells divine

Katydid that didn’t

Pill Bug uses suppositories

Mayfly in a December Romance

These are all delightful, Mr. Parisi

Lightning Bugs (Fireflies) are scientifically neither Bugs nor Flies – they’re Beetles.

LOL – Keep going everyone, your comments are gold!

Fire Ant who doesn’t work for a fire brigade.

Good one!

Lady Bug that’s a dude.

Grasshoppers that take the bus.

Cricket with a Tracfone

Army Ant went A.W.O.L.

Gypsy Moth settled down

Dung Beetle won’t take any $#!t

Morning dove who is a night owl.

Stool pigeon who prefers the sofa.

Homeless housefly.

Bookworm who prefers TV

Young boxelder beetles.

Old damsel fly

stink bug that bathes and uses deodorant.

Earwig who goes for the nose!

dung beetle that prefers urine

A Cricket that likes hockey.

Horsefly that loves dolphins.

Flies who prefer to take the bus.

Is the yellowjacket still a jerk like the rest of their species?

LOL! Good ones!

Notice the typical plumber trademark? LOL

Plumber complete with the crack. Too funny.

Red Lobster is blue.

Bombardier beetle that’s a conscientious objector.

Note the plumber’s crack on the ant.

I thought the drawings were really funny until I read all the comments. But some of the ideas the readers came up with are even funnier! Can’t beat the praying mantis that’s an atheist!

A night crawler out during the day!

The blue bird of happiness.

An Ant that’s an uncle.

A honey bee that prefers molasses.

A bee that gets straight A’s.

A cricket that plays baseball.

You signal an atheist with…sunglasses?

A cricket on T-Mobile.

Plumber’s crack! :)

A mite who might not.

what do june bugs do from july…?