Kliban by B. Kliban for February 11, 2022

The earth’s crust had better watch its step.

Pie in the sky…….

M’mmm! Cosmic Pie! Especially good with a scoop of Cosmic Ice Cream!

The Mote in God’s Face.

A slice of heaven…make mine blueberry Al la mode!

Mmmm! It’s out of this world!

The Sinister Clown attack fleet is coming your way. Break out the towels!

Better Flying Pies than those Flying Toasters!

And by a misjudgement of scale the entire Pastrifarian Space Fleet was devoured by a small dog after its landing in Surrey.

When the moon hits you eye like a big cosmic pie, that’s amore!?

Somebody’s gonna get a faceful . . .

…and the space they just left become a Pie Hole!

And I thought pie are square.

One of After Dark’s tastier selections.

In space, no one can hear you get creamed. :)