Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 10, 2022

Mike and Kim will set a wedding date for when Kim is old enough to legally marry.

Serves her right…

Evidently the worthless skank and her moron boyfriend were on Mike’s email list . . .

Neato-Frito? Is that a new snack?

It’s always about sex, Zeke, or none of us would be here.

Eat your heart out, JJ

Only reason I told my employer I was getting married was because they asked why I wanted 3 weeks off work instead of 2 weeks. It really wasn’t their business otherwise.

With Zeke, sex is guaranteed all right…everybody gets screwed!

Thank goodness it’s only about sex, right Zeke? Looking on the positive side Boopsie, at least he doesn’t love Kim. /s

Does anyone else hear Zeke’s voice as that of Sam the Keeper from 1996’s “Werewolf” as featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000?

“When there is a worthless man at the head,there is likely to be a worthless man in the middle and a worthless man at the tail”

JOHN ADAMS,2nd President of the United States

“This is about sex”

I think relatively few people would dispute that, in marriage, sex is indeed usually at least a piece of the puzzle, yes.

Really don’t remember JJ caring that much.

So, feeling a little sorry you left there, Princess Older-now

I wonder if Alex knew that Kim also didn’t want anyone else to know about the engagement. Maybe she’s already reached the point where what Kim wants is just about as important to her as what Mike wants.

I forget — if, indeed, I ever knew — how old is Alex supposed to be at this juncture? That “too cute to stay mad at” card won’t last forever…

You abandoned your child and ran off with that… that… stupidhead?

What happened to that statue project?

I was always happy for my ex. That’s a sign that our love was real but that we had simply grown as people. We had the most amicable divorce I’ve ever heard about and we’re still friends 40 years later.

Sucks to be J.J.

I think today’s comics colorist doesn’t realize that Zeke wouldn’t have had gray hair at that point. He’s probably around the same age (or perhaps slightly older) than Mike. I think his hair was supposed to be brown.

Well, yes, marriage is about sex, among other things.

Don’t worry Zeke, marriage will take care of eliminating that part.

Looks like Boopsie has issues. “About sex?” Well, Zeke and Boopsie would know.

That’s JJ. Boopsie is married to BD

First I ever heard that expression, Neato-Frito, Kinda neat! I know this an old strip, but christ, where the hell did this line come from? I will munch on some fruit and maybe it will come to me Neato-Frito!

Every first wife’s nighmare

And that’s why copy all is a bad idea

Garry’s work is pure genius.

To show her spite, J.J. will send one of her “art pieces” as a wedding gift.

Finally running out of anti-Trump ideas? Bout time.

Alex looks so cute in her excitement!