Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 04, 2022

“Topping” it off with irrational behavior.

That’s nothing compared with how they teased him for sticking his hand inside his shirt.

As they march, aren’t they all stepping forward?

“What’s your name, soldier?”

“Number two, Sir!”

Well, considering that we’re marching toward people with guns, and that those people want to kill us, that’s actually not much of a threat.

Mr. General. Can we stop? I gotta go wee wee.

The hat says Napoleon, but the cartoon suggests “the Grand Old Duke of York.”

Napoleon sure has a short fuse. (I’ll see myself out now).

Napoleon was so powerful, he put his hat on sideways and no one had the nerve to tell him.

And I also want to know who keeps calling me “petit général!”

Promises, promises.

Good, I think I left the stove on.

Unless it’s one of the first three guys, how can he step forward ?