But don’t you dare scroll for butts.
I was going to let you push my buttons, you can at least let me have this.
“Okay, provided I can scroll to a pic of Alicia Vikander.”
Kinky!!!
Deadpool with Hugh Jackman’s face stapled to his.
I’ll take Bill’s (Brad) first wife, thank you!
Yuk!
Now I know what phone sex is.
Ouch! That hurt.
“And now you’re going to use two fingers to enlarge the picture on your screen.
.
….pity that’s the only place that trick works."
OK, but only if I can scroll you to Scarlett Johansen.
She means she first wants to scroll to a pic of Brad Pitt.
Do Androids dream of iphone sheep?
After it’s all over, make her sleep on the ipod.
September 06, 2014
blunebottle over 2 years ago
But don’t you dare scroll for butts.
Doug K over 2 years ago
I was going to let you push my buttons, you can at least let me have this.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Okay, provided I can scroll to a pic of Alicia Vikander.”
deojaideep aka Courage over 2 years ago
Kinky!!!
Map_One over 2 years ago
Deadpool with Hugh Jackman’s face stapled to his.
TMMILLER Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ll take Bill’s (Brad) first wife, thank you!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Yuk!
tnt219 over 2 years ago
Now I know what phone sex is.
tiomax over 2 years ago
Ouch! That hurt.
Vilyehm over 2 years ago
“And now you’re going to use two fingers to enlarge the picture on your screen.
.
….pity that’s the only place that trick works."
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago
OK, but only if I can scroll you to Scarlett Johansen.
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
She means she first wants to scroll to a pic of Brad Pitt.
Vilyehm over 2 years ago
Do Androids dream of iphone sheep?
Vilyehm over 2 years ago
After it’s all over, make her sleep on the ipod.