JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 07, 2022

yeahh, I see a ring on Nicole’s finger

How long does it take to get a visa anyways?

How about you leave them behind because they’re both boring?

What are you suggesting, Marcy?

I don’t know about you, but I just got a REALLY bad case of whiplash there.

….oh for goodness sakes….

Let’s see…next Monday is Valentine’s Day….

Watch, one of the other single brothers will just bring his girlfriend without asking first, knowing that by the time Marcy sees her there it’ll be too late to object. (Assuming there are any other single brothers)

Moral: It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Hasn’t his stinginess not yet dawned on her?

I’m not going to say it again. Marcy knows what she needs to do.

You never know, Marcus. Maybe she’ll be more than just your girlfriend in a month.

Marcus isn’t stingy. He’s frugal. Didn’t he give a load of cash to the Health Pavilion? If he wants to spend the money for a good reason, he will.

That’s really rushing it. Not a good plan.

If Marcy and Marcus were real people and not characters in a cartoon strip, this family vacation would be headed towards disaster. People in real families almost never resolve things this quickly and amicably and actually mean it.

When they finally get there,the entire cast will be buried in an avalanche and Mortimer will have to dig them out one by one.

is that a HINT

I’ve been trying to tell you people….

Courthouses abound.

How many of us called that one?