Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 10, 2022

You can’t let the pipes freeze. You need some heat.

Poor Gary. He’s starting to look brow-beaten hanging around Leo!!

Maybe Leo should just leave the portal to hell open for a while?

“If not, is there some other way I can kill you?”

Leo is dispictable …period!

Agree with Leo. Why the hell WOULD you blow money on a new thermostat, Gary?!!!

“I don’t intend to risk it.”

I would suspect that his daytime quarters need a bit of climate control.

Ha! Leopold, always twisting the knife.

“What’s the point, Gary?”

That’s something that haunts Gary everyday. Well, that and Owen.

Oh, c’mon, Leopold. Let the baby have his bottle!

Leo doesn’t know if it would kill him or not and he’s not about to take a chance.

Gary, Gary! Your “Reform Vampire” life is so empty!

Go suck some blood from a neighbor’s neck! Live (or the Undead equivalent)!

“Yes. Yes, it would.”