Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2022

Let’s just pray there’s not an airdrop.

Her face looks like a punch notification.

Tech whiz kid murdered while visiting the hospital!

Dr. Google?

This was not her understanding of those notifications.

It looks like the guys twin brother is doing the procedure.

Looks like she’d be better off with the woman (not a doctor) who recently delivered a baby by the side of the road.

Hey Doc! PUSH THIS!

Baby will arrive stork naked.

he’s about to have some crushed fingers

Good thing she cut her nails, they’d be drawing blood right now.

Right after my wife had our first child I went home briefly to shower and feed the dog. When I returned no one mentioned that they had switched her to another room. I walked in on someone else’s gynecological exam.

That’s when she grabbed his lower lip, pulled it over his head, and screamed “I want morphine!”

and he is the father of your child. Having second thoughts?

he’s really pushin’ his luck…